Last weekend I went to a Japanese festival for the first time in a while, the Kanamara Matsuri. Also known as the Festival of the Steel Phallus. Also also known, more colloquially, as "The Penis Festival." The Kanamara Matsuri is held annually on the first Sunday of April. I actually almost went last year, but Easter was the same day so I elected to go to church at an Episcopal church here in Tokyo, Saint Alban's, instead. This year, with Easter falling so late in the month, there was no such conflict and so together with Troy, who had gone last year , I headed down to Kawasaki to see what was...up... But before I really dig into the festival itself, I think some context is necessary. The Kanamara Matsuri tends to be lumped into the "wow look at Japan, it's so weird!" mindset. A quick Google search for "Kanamara festival" brings up articles titled "Kanamara Penis Festival Exposed" (some YouTube channel called Only in Japan) or "...